Play2Earn, Tap2Earn, Task2Earn, Merge2Earn, Boost2Earn, Fish2Earn, Meow2Earn… then inject Doges, Pepes, and a dose of steroids, and you have > Catizen! ($CATI)
Mind-numbingly stupid and painless engagements, at least 5 new completely useless currencies, emissions in the billions per second, per stroke, staking for the sake of staking, join mining guilds, spin the fuckin wheel over and over again, then invite your friends to claim a dollar - this game has it all!
It’s like the Chimera of all baseless things crypto and attention economy came together and spawned a heir; and next thing you know, you’ve happily burned an hour from your life that you’ll never get back: along with some 399,999,999 other people.
Hate it and love it at the same time, I have to give Catizen the credit for successfully onboarding me into the TON network. Yes, it finally happened because I was curious what this shit was all about. And HEY why not throw $30-40 bucks away instead of buying something nice for my wife? Yolo, mfers! I already threw away the time. Now, instead of being able to say “well, I did it so that you guys don’t have to…” I went and spread the virus to you instead by writing this scathing review.
Catizen has put together everything you could possibly expect from a Telegram mini-app, and has both the cheese and the ambition to take it all the way beyond any normal measure of drive…
Just kill yourself already: https://t.me/catizenbot/gameapp?startapp=r_3_25635105 Show Less
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